Me: When I was a kid, there was a big tree in front of my house that had a lot of yellow ants. I like to climb that tree but I just hate the fact that I will be bitten by the ants and it’s really painful. I was so naive to think that if I stay still, the ants will mistake me for the tree and leave me alone. So I pretended to be a part of the tree.
They: You need to work on your vocabulary. You use the wrong word all the time.
Me: Which word?
They: It’s not naive, it’s stupid.